OK, so there was a totally Homestar Runner moment last night.

After closing The Note, Lippy and I were standing around waiting for Chris to drive our sorry asses home, but he was sitting in his car playing some Waits for Evin. So Lippy and I were just standing on the sidewalk, talking about …

Bernie decides to become an aeronautical engineer.

He goes to the best schools, studies hard and finally graduates. Soon he gains a reputation as the finest aeronautical engineer in all the land and starts his own company.

His company is such a hit that the President of the United States calls …