If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or bad — BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

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Hobo #1: You know what, man?

Hobo #2: What’s up?

Hobo #1: Yo, I balls out love opera.

–Houston & 1st

Other than that…heading back to Chicago in a few hours. Definitely ready to go home. Wondering if my friends even …

So my friend and I used to come up with all sorts of new words. But I can’t remember most of them. So this is more for her, but any of you who remember them, post comments.

For example:

• insteal – to install pirated software
• ridiculate – to repeat a joke over and over again until someone finally …