Tax, Title, and License

Last night, my wife complained to me about the sub-title of this blog: “wallowing in my own crapulence”. She said it was disgusting.

So I’m looking for some ideas on what, perhaps, I can change it to . For those of you who haven’t figured it out, both the title and sub-title of this blog are references to The Simpsons…as follows:

Lisa:  Look, there’s only one way to settle this.  Rock-paper-scissors.
Lisa’s brain: Poor predictable Bart.  Always takes `rock’.
Bart’s brain: Good ol’ “rock”.  Nuthin’ beats that!
Bart:  Rock!
Lisa:  Paper.
Bart:  D’oh!
— “The Front”

and

Mr. Burns: Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.
— “Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2”

In order to appease my wife and cause her to not be disgusted when she reads my blog (incidentally, this blog is a top Google hit for “Good old rock, nothing beats that” and “wallow in my own crapulence”), I am asking you, Gentle Readers, to help me rename this blog. And give it a good sub-title too. Please add your suggestions in the comments.