“Bruce Campbell is the only being in our dimension capable of killing Vin Diesel, but the vacuum left by his absence would collapse the universe. To this day, the actors refuse to be wthin a thousand miles of eachother’s presence. ”
“Contrary to what Freddie Mercury would have you believe, it is Vin Diesel’s love of Fat Bottomed Girls, and not Fat Bottomed Girls in and of themselves, that makes the world go round.”
“Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin’s hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, ‘The Sperm Ruiner.’ ”
“Vin Diesel only buys products that were tested on animals.”
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“Billie Jean is not Vin Diesel’s lover. She’s just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son.”
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“Vin Diesel is the only human who can digest corn properly.”
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“Vin Diesel slipped on a banana peel and landed on his head, knocking himself out. When he awoke, he had come up with an idea for a more efficient flux capacitor.” </span>
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