Linux Geeks

Posted on Wednesday, Nov 10, 2004

This is my friend Trapper’s rant about Linux geeks. As true today as when it was written


So here is another thing that pisses me off…why is it that EVERY TIME someone figures out how to run Linux on something, all the Linux F*ckheads have to say how they need to run out and buy one.

Linux geek 1: “I got Linux running on my xbox”

Linux geek 2: “I hate Microsoft, but I guess I should go buy an xbox now!!!!”

Linux geek 3: “Can I wack off while I watch you run Linux on your xbox?”

Linux geek 4: “me too! me too!”

Linux geek 2: “I only buy American made cars… but if someone got Linux running on their Honda Civic I would buy one in a second! And then rice it all out like Vin Disel in that one movie with cool cars”

Linux geek 4: “Me too! me too!”

Linux geek 3: “Can I wack off while I watch you run Linux on your Honda Civic?



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