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Clearly, I fucked up

I sent Jaymie an email on Friday, per everyone’s advice:

Hope you got home okay last night. Just wanted to drop a note to say that I had a …

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So, yeah

It is 1 am and the date just ended.

I think we like each other.

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Just for Teh Drew

Special for :

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Lippy is awesome looking

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Originally uploaded by tavist.

This is a picture that took at a little backyard cookout last weekend. I think it looks super cool.

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Stupid IMDb

Just for kicks, I submitted a picture of myself for my IMDb page, but they rejected it.

Here was the the picture:

The reason for rejection: …

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Vaguely funny story

I was talking to my friend Samantha yesterday, and she asked me who the hottest girl was that I’ve ever dated.

I had to think about it, but …

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George Bush doesn’t care about incontinent people

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World …

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Happy birthday, Larry

May all your flops bring you the nuts.

Happy birthday, !

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local "onion"

Farnsworth’s profile found on Match.com

Uses name ‘Tallsexyheat’ to help meet women in new market

The Daily Heckle, Tuesday, May …

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Date scheduled!

Jaymie and I finally managed to sync up on the phone tonight, and we now have firm plans for a date on Thursday night. We are going to my favorite …

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questions ^3

If you read this, you must ask me three questions. Any subject you want. The sky’s the limit. Etc and such.

Then you must post the same request …

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Jaymie update

Called her yesterday. Left message. Got a voice mail from her last night. She sounded appropriately nervous. This is a good sign :)

I’ll call …