You know, one thing I’ve noticed…

Everyone knows everything. Have you noticed this as well?

When I decided to make a …

Been discussing Parker Posey movies over at ‘s LJ…

It would make me happy in all the right places if I could direct a film with Parker …

Wow, that was an easy test today in bartending school.

Five drinks in five minutes. Mine were easy, too. I finished in 4:35, and that was with going …

Tomorrow is my first test in bartending school.

Apparently it will be to mix five drinks in five minutes…they can be any five drinks pulled …

For those of you who are having trouble figuring out how to post in (read: “”), here’s how.

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So I started a new community,

It’s just a place to put fun IM conversations.

Kind of like the Real World threads on Windyhop and Lindy Cafe. …

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I appreciate the concern, but y’all all ruining my joke…

Trapper: a very sad …

Gravy Train Films will be sponsoring an Open Micetro at Beat Kitchen (2100 W. Belmont, Chicago, IL), on Saturday, August 10, 2002.

This improv …

I saw this mug and it made me think of Trapper.

FYI, Trapper’s not gay. He’s just flaming. And queer.

Mugsy: question 1 – are you …

So I was out at Fizz tonight, and my friend Doug was ragging on me for having a LJ…implying that I was a big loser.

Of course, my reply was …

First day of Bartending School was today.

We learned “two-liquor drinks” (things like Black Russian, Godfather, etc). So I now have 18 …

I’m Tim as Mr. Jigsaw in National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon One,which Tim Curry are you? by Clicks and Buzzes

You know, it’s …