Here’s a really bad webcam shot of my new hair…

OK, third time’s the charm for

“All kidding aside, Mugsy could be the best thing that ever happened to you. If you’re lucky enough …

Here’s ‘s second stab at being nice…

“Mugsy is soooooooo nice! You *have* to date him! I mean, come on! He’s like funny …

wrote me a testimonial…

“Mugsy is a big pushover. You can get him to do just about anything if you whine long enough. This comes in handy …

Here is the testimonial wrote for me:

“Matt is easy. If you want some action, you came to the right place. And if you stick around long enough, …

This is a hypothetical question for you gals out there…

Let’s say there was a fella who dug you, and you dug him, but he smoked. Which, …

So I am in the business of writing testimonials for my foxy female friends.

Not a very good business, since I don’t get paid, but it’s …

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So I was just having a conversation with a friend of mine about personal ads.

It’s interesting how personals work for some people and not …

Went to the Violent Femmes show at Goose Island Fest last night with my roommates Kristin and Susanna, and Kristin’s friends Sea and Chrissy …

Saw Soul Asylum last night at the Goose Island street fair.

Wow, do those boys know how to rock. I haven’t seen them live since 94 (I think) …

I need a name for my new tattoo.