AT&T doesn’t carry TechTV here!!!

How am I supposed to get my fix with Martin, Megan, and Morgan? Oh, and Leo.

Dammit.

I have such a …

And…cable installed!

Including cable modem.

So I’m online at home again. About damn time.

In other news, I just paid a $340 bill to …

Well, I was supposed to get the cable modem installed today.

Didn’t happen.

Here’s the story:

We have RCN for cable. RCN sucks. At …

Shamelessly ripped off from who ripped it off from .

Tell your secrets, your confessions, here. Be honest. Anonymous posting is enabled. No …

I’ve been feeling very “me against the world” lately.

I have friends that I talk to, but I can’t talk to them about things …

googlefight

Winner in bold:

gravy (560,000 results) versus pudding (797,000 results)

gravy train films (3,850 results) versus miramax (253,000 …

Internet access will be installed in the apartment on Friday morning.

Whew.

In other news…there is no other news. I need to meet with Dave to …

Actually, this has nothing to do with Dennis Miller. But I’ve been watching a lot of SNL reruns lately, and have decided that Weekend Update has …

From a discussion of kabbalistic Oreo-eating:

“One can postulate that if white represents purity and goodness, and black evil and darkness, …

Today MSN has an article about “IM Dating Tips”. What do you guys think about it?

…I swear.

In the saga of “Matt’s Fucking Saab Costing Him a Shitload of Money”, here are the latest adventures:

1) Matt gets …

Dallas and I filmed a couple spoofs of the Apple “Switch” ads.

You can find them at https://gravytrainfilms.com/switch.

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