Remember the Ferret Girl?

She has suddenly started emailing me again. I have no idea what to do with this.

For those of you playing at …

So last night I went to a Hurry Date party, because my friend the host insisted I do so.

It was really kind of interesting. Showed up, was given a …

Art or Crap?

I got 8 of 16.

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So our friend who works for the Cubs snagged us some tickets to this Saturday’s game vs. the Yankees…apparently it’s gonna be a good …

Oh yeah, and like says…if you write a bio for me, I’ll write one for you. I, too, am not a lazy whore.

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Just reading shadesong”s LJ today…and she had a good idea…she has people on her friends list write her bio. Some are literal and …

Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say “Thank you!”

So Kitty talked me into it…I’ll be doing Hurry Date tonight.

I’m a little unsure. I don’t know that I make a good first …

So my friend hosts a Hurry Date thingy here…she emailed me because they are short on guys tonight, and she wants me to go. So I told her I would …

So I did this like a year ago…and some things just haven’t changed…

You can make LJ tell you which users match up to you the …

Went to the dentist today because I had a toothache.

I now have one fewer wisdom tooth.

Ouch.

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that …