Wow, I get really cantankerous when I’m sick.

Looking back at this week o’ flu, I see that I had some of my most flame-filled posts on …

Names changed to protect the psycho…

Larry: yah i heard about *bleep* again

Larry: she is a great catch for someone

Larry: someone = a …

Hot Wheels Blings

Aww yeah, this is your tricked-out ticket to ride! Big cars, big wheels and lots of flash on these beauties. Why? ‘Cause when …

Why Swifty fuckin’ rules:

I can’t wait for girls to be asked, “Would you like to dance? I’ve been whacking off to your …

OK, so based upon feedback from my last “regrets” survey…I’ve decided to do it again, but this time with anonymous commenting. …

Yup. Still sick. It’s getting worse. I was going to go to work today but I almost passed out in the shower. Eep.

I’ve just been sleeping …

So you’ve told me who you want to sleep with…

…now who have you, that you wish you hadn’t? I won’t tell anyone.

Nobody will know your answer but me.

Be honest…nobody can see the answers but me, and I’ll keep it quiet!

OK, so last night’s Simpsons episode was “Today I Am A Clown.”

It was better than the Simpsons has been lately, but I was bugged by …

I just wanted to post this picture of our good pal

I didn’t take it, but I did Photoshop it.