Even thought this is a really stupid game, I keep imagining myself as when I play it.

“That’s right. Pork Katie [Holmes] all night long. She’s legal. Just stay away from the pooper.”

So I was talking to a couple friends last night on this subject.

I have never been “set up” in my entire life. Not to say that I *want* …

…with Windyhop.

I am sick of the snide comments from fuckhead users who whine and bitch about problems that are apparently …

I am pretty drunk right now, lemme tell you.

There was a cute girl out tonight I met before, but my Flirt Powers weren’t working at full …

Thanks,

So I had an interview today with another temp agency downtown, and decided to walk home.

This would have been fine (it was only about 4 ¹⁄_{2 …}

Thanks to who got the link from .

Yeah, I know I don’t have an iBook, but so what. I still think it’s cool.

From a conversation I had with shanabanana::

“Anyone who drops my name most assuredly does NOT know me.”

Feel free to use it as much as …

Courtesy of this week’s Strong Bad Email…

…a new icon for :

OK, so I was just watching last night’s Malcolm in the Middle…and Fox had to interrupt the 30 minute show THREE TIMES with a FOX SPECIAL …