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It’s probably the best movie that I’ve ever seen

You should see Napoleon Dynamite sometime. I went to see that yesterday (and then rented

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, which was also fun). …

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Puppy

I really want a dog.

I can’t get one for a while, if at all (I need to save some money and get a little more stable first, plus my landlord …

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Courtesy of Dave Barry:

Remember when you were in high school, and you really wanted to go to the prom with a gorgeous girl, but you couldn’t …

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Circus of the Stars

Why does this show no longer exist?

What do we have to do to get an updated Circus of the Stars?

Come on people…you’re with me on this, …

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like fish…

So here’s the story.

I have a friend (not a super close friend), whom we will call “Bruce”, even though she’s a girl.

She is …

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I am so sick…

…of being fat.

I went clothes shopping today with Boyband, and I swear, I am a huge blobby mess of blech.

I need to lose about 2 inches off of …

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Awesome Kerry!

Only will find this funny.

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I can’t make a doll of myself…

Both and made dolls of themselves at this cool site.

So I did one of .

What do you think?

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trapper: if you got a prince albert you would be cooler than me

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Paypal class action suit

Did any of you guys get an email about this?

https://www.paypal.com/settlement

It doesn’t appear to be a phisher thing, because they never …

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Hot Spamalot Action

You may have heard about the new Monty Python-inspired musical Spamalot, which is previewing in Chicago before going to Broadway.

A group of us have …

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going (down on you in) the theater

There’s this idea that the only movies worth seeing in a theater are big screen epics. This saddens me.

Granted, movies like Troy and The Day …