I have a pair of seats for the Cubs/Pirates game at Wrigley tomorrow.

I was going to go with my friend Darlyn, but it’s supposed to be …

Shana Worelstein: you just want to make out with me because I’m Jew-ish

Mugsy: I think I’ve only made out with one jew ever

Mugsy: …

Here’s hoping Nomah is better by then!

I won’t give you the context, but this was the funniest thing I heard all night:

My day was boring, but if you lick my pussy I’ll make …

I am only posting the results of this quiz because of the irony of the “romantically in love with” result. …

Arcecat: mallowmars?

Mugsy: what about them?

Arcecat: what are mallowmars?

Mugsy: they’re these orange marshmallows they sell at halloween …

Apparently those Flickr dudes appreciate those of us with Pro accounts. I caught this when I logged in today:

_You may have heard on the …

Mugsy: ah, saved by the fact that yehoodi is broken again :)

Winnatrix: what? again? [Offline Message

Mugsy: cannot connect to database

Mugsy: …

I heard a rumor about this last week, but I just got the official word.

I am moving from a Production Support role back to an …

Emmy Sue: yes, it is a good spoof.  I agree.  Validation time is over now.

Mugsy: honey, one thing you have to learn about being my friend. …

Man, that was a lot of fun tonight. I think I actually helped them. We did a lot of object work, which is way out of the comfort zone for this group. …

So a friend of mine knows this chick who is, like hot and stuff, and she’s a finalist for some Maxim competition.

Here’s what he said …