The Bank

Yes, but is she hot-swappable?

May 4, 2006

This was the conversation today at lunch. Jeff and I were talking about using Google Calendar, and synchronizing it with our phones, etc. John was laughing at us for making our scheduling lives more complicated. Fat Johnny: I have Lotus Notes at work. And at home, I have my wife. Jeff: Do you have some [...]

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Working in the Real World

January 25, 2006

Matt – good job Matt – you get a cookie Andy – C is for cookie, and cookie is for me Matt – don’t forget though…cookies are a “sometimes” food Andy – Yes, sometimes I want chocolate chip, sometimes I want sugar, and sometimes I want the ones with the frosting in the middle

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My co-workers think they’re hilarious

January 25, 2006

My co-workers think they’re hilarious Originally uploaded by mugsy1274. I spilled juice on my laptop yesterday, so it stopped working. I came into work this morning to discover this Post-it attached.

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Working in the Real World

January 9, 2006

Mugsy – you and I are REALLY in the wrong kind of group…we need to get into one of those groups where you “provide a vision of strategy accross multi-platform doodles within a business-aligned plan” Fat Johnny – those are the frst groups to be cut Mugsy- but at least before you lose your job, [...]

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Eep

December 6, 2005

According to the Sun-Times: JP Morgan Chase announced it will move one-third of its support staff and back office jobs overseas by the end of 2007. That’s just fan-fucking-tastic.

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Working in the Real World

November 8, 2005

So, due to our most recent reorg, my old team lead is no longer in the same group as me. I was cleaning up my calendar, which resulted in this IM exchange: Phillip D S******s – Whats the matter with you, you’re deleting all of my meetings matt stratton – I’m sorry, do I know [...]

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From the corporate-speak department

September 19, 2005

We were just on a conference call that was full of corporate cliches. It made my friend John say – “There’s a lot of work to do at the end of the day. Can we do some of it tomorrow morning?” heh.

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