Friday Fun – Five Reasons It Would Be Cool If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

by Matt Stratton on April 3, 2009

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Five Reasons It Would Be Cool If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

1. She uses “nerds!” as a curse word
2. The word “tauntaun” would come up a lot more frequently
3. I would be considered the socially adept one
4. I could “go to there” anytime I wanted
5. Five words: Jack Donaghy at my house

Five Reasons It Would Suck If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

1. Her job would always be cooler than mine
2. She would consider “99 Luftballoons” to be an acceptable lullaby
3. I would be considered the socially adept one
4. I’m no Subway Hero
6. Five words: Jenna Maroney at my house

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Tagged as: 30 Rock, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey

  • http://www.purple4mee.com Teena in Toronto

    No idea who Liz Lemon is … how uncool am I?!

    Netchick sez hello :)

    Teena in Toronto’s last blog post..Annual physical

    • Matt Stratton

      I should totally put in a context link for Liz…she’s the main character on 30 Rock, played by Tina Fey.

      Thanks for the comment!

  • http://ourmaninchicago.blogspot.com Mr. Smith

    6. Your friend Scott from college would be over all the time.

    I’ll leave to you to figure out which column you’d put that in.

    Mr. Smith’s last blog post..Arianna on ChuffPo’s plagiarism: "The intern did it."

  • http://www.lifewithoutpants.com Matt Cheuvront

    I think I’m going to do a follow up to this post. ’5 Reasons It Would Be Cool if I Were Married to Elaine Benes’ – I think I might have something there!

    Rock on bro. Love the blog!

    Matt Cheuvront’s last blog post..Jay Cutler: In the Huddle with Generation-Y

    • Matt Stratton

      That’s a good idea, Matt. I’d be fascinated with what you come up with (Seinfeld is, in my mind, the finest television show to ever grace the airwaves).

  • Dan

    Tina Fey looks like Angie Harmon’s retarded sister.

  • http://youshouldonlyknow.com Erica

    I keep thinking I commented on this post, and wonder what amazingly witty thing I came up with. Apparently, I didn’t. But you did. And made me laugh. So … thanks!

    Blergh.

    • Matt Stratton

      It’s actually somewhat on-topic with your blog post for us to have two separate comment thread discussions at once. It would be better if a tweet could be mixed in, though.

  • http://youshouldonlyknow.com Erica

    Don’t make me find your IM.

    Erica’s last blog post..Personal Conversation Fail Whale

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